"Nice day isn't it, young sir"

Sat by the river today.  The next bench along sat another man with sun kissed  special brew™ cheeks. As I got up and walked past him, he sai...

Sat by the river today. 
The next bench along sat another man with sun kissed special brew™ cheeks.
As I got up and walked past him, he said, 
"Nice day isn't it, young sir"
Yes it is. Then I pounced my swooning body over his dirty boot laces*



*may have only happened in my mind

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