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10.6.11
Step 1: Laying out
Utilising Pythagoras' theorem and some string, try and make it as complicated as possible.
Step 2:
Soak the lawn to a mud caked consistency.
Tie concrete blocks to your shoes and jump from a tall neighbouring building on to your line. Hopefully with enough force, you should sink into the ground and acquire a clean excavated trench as above.
Step 3:
Repeat until all lines have been thoroughly stomped, completing your layout.
The concrete slab above is what happens when your colleague leaps with too much fun. I had to put it there to halt his enjoyment.
Step 4:
Pull up a garden chair, a glass of Orange juice from Del Monte and start penning your new book of poetry.
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